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asfodeltide:

ALT

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cybergrindr:

haha i’m in love with you. as friends

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bakedbananners:

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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cali:

i dont giv a fucky

lets destroy things

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effemimaniac:

lol necromancy isn’t even that bad

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chirasul:

shitidiotloserheritageposts:

chirasul:

there’s like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like “Best Heritage Posts” and “Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts” and “So Funny Hellsite Posts” but where’s the shitty posts accounts. where’s the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

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lakevida:

punctuation-completionist:

lakevida:

fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling “is it normal to get a haircut” “am i allowed to get a haircut” “is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there”

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1/21

sorry

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schistcity:

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lorduin:

Always my favorite animation.

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frankbelloriley:

medblr-td:

Sooo hilarious but I can completely see this being a real conversation between streaming execs 😏

(original vid: Asif Ali - instagram - https://tinyurl.com/2p8jpkzz)

“they even put an Indian guy in WandaVision”

hang on a second, I gotta look up something

yeah, this is really funny

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plaidos:

i hate that troll has become a generic word for hater on the web. back in my day the only people worthy of the title were the guys managing to convince an entire forum thread that he really thought Samus Aran was a man called “Super Metroid”

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huffylemon:

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darkcomedies:

using tumblr age 14: i am going to end misogyny reblogging pastel art about choice feminism

using tumblr age 23: [in the tags of a poll] SPINACH SWEEP🔥🔥🍃💪🏼💯

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fight

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